There was definitely some FOWL play involved here: A woman in Minnesota is facing charges . . . after assaulting her boyfriend with a WHOLE CHICKEN. Her name is Natalie Bruemmer, and she’s 36. It happened Wednesday night, after they’d just gotten home from a bar.
The boyfriend told police that on their drive home, she kept hitting him and spitting in his face. It’s not clear what she was angry about. Once they got home, she grabbed a whole chicken, and hit him in the back of the head with hit. That’s when he called 911. No word on whether the chicken was raw, cooked, or frozen. But he still had some “chicken residue” in his hair.
Natalie’s facing charges for domestic assault and obstructing police, because she resisted when they tried to cuff her. Turns out she attacked the same guy in 2021, and that case is still pending. They’ve been together over 10 years.